Have any of you been wondering about that damn money tree I bought back in February? Two things: (1) it’s alive and well, and (2) it isn’t working. Not one bit. It just sits on my fucking kitchen counter, still taunting me with its perpetual greenness. I’d been planning on finding buried treasure in the backyard, and much to my dismay that hasn’t happened. I’m beginning to think maybe money trees don’t work on robots. I may not have found any money for myself, but I did find some free money for you (yes, you). Tip Hero is doing another giveaway, and with Father’s Day fast approaching, they’re giving someone a chance to win a dad-themed prize. (But, if you win, you don’t actually have to give it to a dad. I won’t tell.) That’s right. One lucky winner bastard is going to walk away with a $100 Home Depot gift card that he/she may…
